The Daniel Carver Roast

You wonder how low Howard Stern can go. Now you know.. I woke up and thought, man, I can roast too :

1. You heard Daniel call some people animals. Makes you wonder why he's the one in the cage.
2. Daniel asked them why he was being put in the cage. They didn't tell him it was to protect us.
3. I don't want to know what Daniel would do to someone he doesn't like. I guess his name says it all.
4. What's the difference between Daniel Carver and Judy Gold? Daniel Carver doesn't think he's funny.