India's Currency Reform

I don't want to say the Indian government made  a mess of things, but today I saw Aamir Khan walking around saying "All is not well. All is not well.."

Bad News for Apple

They owe $14b in income tax to the EU.

The good news is they'll be allowed to pay it with Apply Pay - just tap the phone and they're done.

Gorilla Grades

Heard about this new website where you can subscribe to be tipped off about questions that are going to be on tomorrow's exam so you can score big?

Truth in Labeling : Ghillie Suit (Warning : Dark Comedy)

Leno :

Old Spice  -- Nope, Government steps in and says you have to call it what it really is - "The Mall was Closing in 5 Minutes"

Ghillie Suit -- Not anymore - now it's "Baton Rouge Police Uniform"

Know Your Countries

Which country is the easiest to understand? Expla nation
Which countries do celebrities want to avoid? Assassi nation
Which country do you want to be as far away from as possible? Deto nation

Evolution

What do you call a chicken that pirates cable-TV signals to watch NBA games?

A technical fowl.

Apple is All Work and No Play

Why does Apple only have 2 parties on campus every year?

Because Apple is against third parties.

The Masterpiece

Why are female prisoners given free tampons when released?

Because every sentence usually ends with a period.

Wha wa! Drum roll..