Greek Improvisation

Because of the tough economic conditions in Greece, many people who have been forced out of their homes are now living in Trojan horses.

Bill Clinton Sums Up Zoology

Bill Clinton walked into an elementary school class when they were talking about animals. He told them he had been on the African safari and learnt about elephants. The Indian elephant is as big as a Hummer. The African elephant is as big as a bus. And the white elephant fits under the table.