I'm Going to Washintgon

I'm going to Washington to make sure Jeb Bush takes a tumble on his way to the podium for his inaugural address. It's a _trip_ I'm really looking forward to.

Setup : Inconvenient

I find it inconvenient to be in the middle seat when I'm flying. It's awkward to reach across someone to grope the flight attendant.

One I'm Proud Of

Provisional patent, here I come.

The British Institute of Social Science came up with a new metaphor for explaining adolescence to parents. They said it's when Harry goes from tomfoolery to dickfoolery.