Thursday, July 10, 2014

Mormon Soccer

What is the motto of the Mormon soccer team?

Bend it like Brigham.

Friday, July 4, 2014

Bush Tries to Help Out

Former President Bush today said he had an idea for an exit strategy that the Obama administration could use to get out of Afghanistan.

Oh, I'm sorry, out of Brazil, not Afghanistan. Sorry, my mistake, totally my mistake.

No, that's what he said. He said that his plan would get all 11 of our troops out of Brazil without injury.

His plan called for the US to lose in the quarter final against Argentina. By doing that, he said the US can repair it's relationship with Hispanics.