Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Picketing in Pakistan

What do they call it in Pakistan when lazy factory workers don't show up to work demanding higher wages?

Drone strike!

You can make a routine out of this one..

I've been in US x long. I almost didn't make it. I heard that 45 minutes after I left for the airport, a US drone hit my village, killed everyone. I'm not complaining. I owed most of my neighbours money.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Dark Comedy

Maker Faire will not have the diet coke and menthos demonstration next year. They're afraid it might bring down a Malaysian Airlines jet.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Mormon Soccer

What is the motto of the Mormon soccer team?

Bend it like Brigham.

Friday, July 4, 2014

Bush Tries to Help Out

Former President Bush today said he had an idea for an exit strategy that the Obama administration could use to get out of Afghanistan.

Oh, I'm sorry, out of Brazil, not Afghanistan. Sorry, my mistake, totally my mistake.

No, that's what he said. He said that his plan would get all 11 of our troops out of Brazil without injury.

His plan called for the US to lose in the quarter final against Argentina. By doing that, he said the US can repair it's relationship with Hispanics.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

2048

This one's begging for a joke.

Here's one idea :

This week, Google announced 2 more acquisitions - bringing their total for the year to 44. When asked at what point Google would stop and decide to grow organically, Sergey Brin said, I'm trying to get to 2048.

Jay Leno Lives On!!

The God is not dead. He lives on. Even though you can only read words here, I hope to convey Jay's distinct delivery through my writing. I cannot hope to match him in the spoken words, being deficient in testosterone, but, once I have mastered Arthur Joseph's vocal power, maybe I will start performing as well.

So, what can you expect..

You can expect me to poke fun of current events - news, discoveries, trends. Mostly, since I have a full-time job, you might find most of the titles are only ideas, not yet finished, but, don't lose heart. Your faithfulness will be rewarded. If you can think of an apt finish to a particular opening, don't hesitate to let me know, and you get a special mention.